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Donald Trump promises to bring back Whaling and make “New Bedford Great Again!”

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Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump is making waves with a promise to “Make New Bedford great again!” by bringing back whaling to the city. This is the second time New Bedford has been in the news regarding whaling in recent years. In 2012, celebrity Kim Kardashian visited New Bedford and was upset that whaling no longer existed in the Whaling City.

New Bedford was the “city that lit the world” using oil generated from the whaling industry and considered one of the wealthiest cities in America at the height of whaling in the middle of the 19th century. The city invested in textiles after the whaling industry collapsed, but most of the factories sat empty. New Bedford now has twice the unemployment rate as the rest of the state.

“New Bedford is the most dangerous city in Massachusetts and their textile mills are filled with hippy artists,” said Trump. “What’s the unemployment there? Like 95%? When I’m President we’ll bring back whaling and make New Bedford great again.”

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Donald Trump after his visit to Japan.

 

Trump got his inspiration after visiting Norway.

“I just visited socialist Norway where whaling is legal,” Trump continued. “Bernie Sanders is trying to make America like socialist Norway, so that should include Whaling. I bagged me a Minke whale bull before I left Norway. Beautiful country and beautiful whale. I’ll be going back soon.”

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Donald Trump just before “bagging” his first whale.

23 Comments

  • Lori Foley
    February 13, 2016 @ 9:30 pm

    I hope not!Trump and Kim are ignorant. This is why Trump can’t be President!

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    • Lilian I. Davis
      February 13, 2016 @ 10:16 pm

      Please, we all must vete for some one else, I, do not like him at all.

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    • Mr. Knowet Al
      February 14, 2016 @ 3:31 pm

      It’s called satire and sarcasm. Typical low information voter….. Reason why we are in the mess we are in now…..

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    • Robert
      February 14, 2016 @ 6:29 pm

      This whole article was a joke. I hope you realize that.

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    • Nolan
      February 15, 2016 @ 1:46 am

      people like you shouldn’t be able to vote. This article is fake and if you can’t decipher that maybe it’s time you don’t exercise your right to vote. Good day

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      • Sally
        November 22, 2016 @ 9:09 am

        Why be so rude because they failed to see the joke? After all the crap Trump promised, how can anyone be sure about the things we read about him?!? Atleast their remarks were against that blowhard.

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  • beck vela
    February 13, 2016 @ 9:47 pm

    bad photoshop skills people

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  • Fred
    February 14, 2016 @ 12:47 am

    Another fake story to mislead people. There should be accountability in all these spoofs done on the candidates.

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    • Melody LaPier
      November 21, 2016 @ 7:23 pm

      If you have even a slightly below average IQ you know this is fake. The problem isn’t the fake news its the people who believe that everything they read on the internet is true. Delusional

      Reply

  • Fran Thomas
    February 14, 2016 @ 1:35 am

    You don’t know how many animal lovers you just lost!! And to think I was actually considering you. :(

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  • CJ
    February 14, 2016 @ 3:50 am

    These have got to be some of the worst photo shopped pictures I have ever seen … I’m calling bull shit on this one!!!!

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  • Rick
    February 14, 2016 @ 3:44 pm

    That man is a real piece of art,maybe he should make Mad magazine great again..I would love for our city to be a leader again,but it might not happen with an industry that basically died 150 years ago.Of course this is just one mans reasonable opinion.maybe we could start manufacturing something people are interested in buying in 2016.

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  • jzee
    February 14, 2016 @ 4:17 pm

    OMG. You people think this is a serious news story?? Hello?? Anybody home? Its SUPPOSED to be funny. And it is. Maybe IQ tests should be given before people can vote? And there’s no satire in that.

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  • Robert
    February 14, 2016 @ 6:33 pm

    The fact that people believe these silly, satirical articles just boggles my mind. Common sense, people! It’s a joke! You should all be embarrassed for believing everything you read on the internet.

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  • BC
    February 14, 2016 @ 9:23 pm

    It’s a fake story and fake pics.

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  • Paul
    February 15, 2016 @ 7:44 am

    Let’s reflect for a minute. This is fake yes. But most things I hear about this man are just as insane. Hope you realise this

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    • Sally
      November 22, 2016 @ 9:15 am

      Yes……I check the source every time I read something about him! I can’t believe ANYTHING he does or says ISN’T satire or a sick joke!
      Hey! Have you heard the one about him appointing all right wing racists to his Cabinet yet?!? What??? THAT one’s NOT a joke?!?!

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  • Jonathan Prigot
    February 16, 2016 @ 12:35 am

    I keep bagging them to go away as soon as possible.

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  • Roland Firld
    February 16, 2016 @ 11:44 am

    This is why our country is in trouble. They believe anything said that is stupid. Just like I’m going to give you this for free. SOMEONE has to pay for it. WAKE UP

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  • PocoPete
    April 11, 2016 @ 11:39 pm

    Obama made a campaign pledge in 2008 to end the slaughter of whales. But in 2010 Obama lead an effort within the International Whaling Commission to lift a 24-year international ban on commercial whaling for Japan, Norway and Iceland, the remaining three countries in the 88-member commission that still hunt whales. Thanks a lot President Obama.

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  • Randy Herold
    April 12, 2016 @ 6:47 pm

    Kim kardashian wants whaling? With her big ass she might be mistaken for a whale.

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  • Karl Wasner
    November 17, 2016 @ 6:58 pm

    I think this is on of the best pieces of artistry and comic relief I’ve seen recently. THANK YOU for making my day a little brighter!

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