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Kim Kardashian Visits New Bedford, Leaves Disappointed

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Television icon and reality star Kim Kardashian visited New Bedford yesterday, but left disappointed due to the lack of whaling in the city.

“I don’t understand. How can a city be named the ‘Whaling City’ and not having whaling?” She commented. “All we found was a silly dinosaur skeleton hanging from the ceiling at the museum.”

She continued. “It’s a disappointment. I tried to charter a boat, but everyone was rude to me. I also broke one of my heels on those stupid cobblestone roads. Like get into the 21st century New Bedford!”

42 Comments

  • alicia
    October 22, 2013 @ 5:24 pm

    She has no clue. Go back from where you came from and before you visited New Bedford you should have done some research and learned the history of New Bedford. You sound dumb and ignorant.

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    • Kenny
      October 23, 2013 @ 9:04 pm

      im sorry but dumb and ignorant is thinking this is real…. so here is your sign…..

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    • christine
      October 24, 2013 @ 11:22 am

      she is needs to go back we she is from she is a rich bitch who is need to say there

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    • RBotelho
      October 24, 2013 @ 12:46 pm

      What does this girl know about history? The only museum´s she knows are those fancy clothing stores, this girl ´s brain is smaller than a nut

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    • kathy
      October 26, 2013 @ 1:56 pm

      really !!! go back where you came from, You really have no clue what this city is about…and you have more than enough money to buy more heels….if you had a clue you wouldn’t have worn heels

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    • April
      November 4, 2013 @ 6:09 pm

      Lmao Kim kardashian never came to new bedford. This site is FAKE. The real funny part is to see how gullible you people are hah

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    • Mike Joplin
      November 5, 2013 @ 3:46 am

      Boy, are you stupid. You guys who think this is real, should be ashamed you’re even breathing the same air as the rest of us lol

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    • John
      February 14, 2014 @ 4:38 am

      HAHAHA Alicia do research is what you’re asking of her? The woman wears heals because she can not tie shoes ;)

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  • Ty f00
    October 23, 2013 @ 4:27 am

    this is a crock of BS…..y ON EARTH would Kim K. ….come to new beige to learn bout the whaling industry……dont she kno that soap is chemically made now….and that whaling is NOW a mans search for easy fat women…i mean COME ON GUY……xD

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  • Nicklaus Medeiros
    October 23, 2013 @ 5:05 pm

    She a dumb bytch. I bad one…but a dumb one!!!

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  • Abbie LongLegs
    October 23, 2013 @ 5:40 pm

    My chance to assassinate, passed. : (

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  • krystal
    October 23, 2013 @ 5:45 pm

    Everyone who reads this site needs to learn what this word means:

    sat·ire
    ?sa?t?r/Submit
    noun
    1.
    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

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  • Monica
    October 23, 2013 @ 5:51 pm

    Should of broke more then a heel

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  • Darnel
    October 23, 2013 @ 5:57 pm

    Yo! I thaut i seen er! I wuz like, dammmmm dat KimK! My baby mama wuz wit me so i cudint spit no game and she wuz like Darnel what the f@&$@ u lookin at i kno u aint checkin out no LA bimbo! Im like, aw helll no woman dont disrespect Darnel! If my baby mama wernt thier id be sippin OE and blazin a garcia with kimmy. Word to the wize never get an ugly girl pregnant.

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    • nicci
      October 24, 2013 @ 1:39 pm

      do u know how dumb you sound…learn how to spell ignorant asshole!

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    • Shay
      October 25, 2013 @ 10:28 pm

      Wow…was that even English? And I thought Kim was dumb.

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  • Joanne Mello
    October 23, 2013 @ 6:03 pm

    HA! You people are SO gullible!

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  • DarnelsX
    October 23, 2013 @ 6:08 pm

    Darnel,
    Get off my iphone! You aint got no game thats why you got me! Furthermore, i put all your clothes, xbox and fruit loops in a box next to the unemployment office. I put your bag of weed near the downtown police station. Good luck with Kim K!

    Thanks,
    The ugly girl you got pregnant

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    • April
      November 4, 2013 @ 6:12 pm

      WTF lmao

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  • Astounded
    October 23, 2013 @ 6:11 pm

    Is no one here familiar with The Onion, or National Lampoon before that, or, as Krystal points out, satire at large? Wow.

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  • ken
    October 23, 2013 @ 6:21 pm

    Hey Kim go fuck yourself ! ! no one here cares about you, you narcissistic tramp ! !

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  • Eric M. Lima (@NewBedfordNerd)
    October 23, 2013 @ 6:58 pm

    I think Miss Kardashian should visit New Bedford during the Whaling City Festival,LOL!

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  • Roger
    October 23, 2013 @ 6:59 pm

    Someone should have taken her on a “boat ride” and thrown her overboard!

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  • Kathy
    October 23, 2013 @ 7:15 pm

    Well so much for watching her show. Who wears heels when they visit downtown!!!

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  • KM
    October 23, 2013 @ 7:18 pm

    Isnt it great how people still believe these stories?? Like if she really came to the city…this would b the only place u would read about it?? I have laughed at these comments under these articles once again…..thanks for your continuing gullibility New Bedford….it’s entertaining :)

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  • kevin
    October 23, 2013 @ 7:30 pm

    KIm you are so stupid . Read Moby Dick. Seaman”s Bethel was in that very famous book. Stay out of Mass you stink it up

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  • Kenny
    October 23, 2013 @ 9:05 pm

    dear people of new bedford…. if you think this story is real…. please do not breed…. we cannot support any more stupid people

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  • Susan
    October 23, 2013 @ 9:08 pm

    You just can’t fix stupid

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  • ivy
    October 24, 2013 @ 12:07 am

    I think all you people are ignorent and need to grow up Kim is a nice person I watch all them time people need to stop being jealous that she and her family made a life for themselves

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    • CranberryGirl
      October 24, 2013 @ 10:01 pm

      “I watch all the time”.
      I hope you are kidding.

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    • prettygirl3
      October 25, 2013 @ 12:15 am

      she and her family didn’t make a life for themselves, she got famous because of her looks you dumb fuck. she don’t do shit besides thinks she is cute and act like she is the shit

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  • Chuck Dade
    October 24, 2013 @ 12:32 pm

    About the believers, it’s the PCBs.

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    • Carleen
      October 24, 2013 @ 4:05 pm

      Ignerent is the funniest thing I’ve seen today…. The correct spelling is ignorant.

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  • Erin
    October 24, 2013 @ 4:11 pm

    Apparently you guys aren’t familiar with The Onion or, you know, sarcasm.

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  • Janet Smith
    October 26, 2013 @ 6:41 pm

    OMG I cannot believe some of you think this is real. As a couple of people pointed out it is SATIRE. Stupidity is alive and thriving in NB. You cannot fix this kind of stupid. I hope none of you people who believed it breed. This city cannot afford anymore of this type of stupidity.

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  • Sarah Chasm
    October 28, 2013 @ 7:14 pm

    No this is true, I’ve seen that dinosaur skeleton at the Whaling Museum. It’s 100% true!

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  • ashton
    October 30, 2013 @ 9:58 am

    you selfish white girl what if whaling isn’t the attraction anymore maybe if you woulda went to history it WAS the whaling capital for whale oil. and give me ur money lol

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  • jeff
    November 25, 2013 @ 8:03 pm

    we in this secret city love us or hate us haaannn

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  • Margret
    February 14, 2014 @ 8:00 pm

    You people are dumb and ignorant for believing this load of crap article! IT IS A JOKE PEOPLE!! Go take a look in the mirror and judge yourself for judging others..This world is the way it is because of people like you!

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