Kim Kardashian Visits New Bedford, Leaves Disappointed
Television icon and reality star Kim Kardashian visited New Bedford yesterday, but left disappointed due to the lack of whaling in the city.
“I don’t understand. How can a city be named the ‘Whaling City’ and not having whaling?” She commented. “All we found was a silly dinosaur skeleton hanging from the ceiling at the museum.”
She continued. “It’s a disappointment. I tried to charter a boat, but everyone was rude to me. I also broke one of my heels on those stupid cobblestone roads. Like get into the 21st century New Bedford!”