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Mueller enlists Geraldo Rivera to reveal results of Russia probe

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This week special prosecutor Robert Mueller notified Congress that he has wrapped up his probe into President Trump’s ties to Russia in the 2016 election and that he has hired Geraldo Rivera to make the big reveal.

“We don’t want to give away to much information yet,” Mueller said when asked by reporters if was going to report Trump being guilty or innocent of Russia collusion. “But we will have a stage with a vault and Geraldo Rivera will open the door to reveal our findings.”

Most of the millennial-aged reporters didn’t know who Geraldo Rivera was or why he was symbolic, but the old-timers started to Google “Geraldo and Al Capone’s vault” with a smile.

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