Acme motors ships 2016 cars without turn signals to Massachusetts
In a controversial move, Acme Motors became the first car maker to produce vehicles without the turn signal system in them. “We call the turn-signal-less ...
School Bus Drivers to Carry Children To and From Bus
New Bedford Schools will soon be offering a new service designed to keep our children safe. Bus drivers will now park in front of a student’s houses, ring ...
Men Entering Monastery Numbers Down; Church Blames Yoga Pants
The number of men entering monasteries in America to devote their lives to the church is on a steep decline and experts blame the booming yoga pants industry. ...
Dog Laments About Escaping ‘Hell House’ for Third Time
In an excursive interview through a psychic dog medium, Mr. Bojangles lamented about his third attempted escape from a ‘hell house’ where his owners ...
Real Al Roker Escapes Captivity After 12 Years, Denied Old Job
After nearly 12 years in captivity, Al Roker is back in the spotlight and wants his job back. The original 320-pound Al Roker states he was kidnapped in 2002 ...
Intra-City High Speed Tram Coming to Downtown New Bedford
by Beau Tiffleday In a move that is being heralded as groundbreaking, the City of New Bedford has announced plans to connect the city with a brand new, European-style ...
Downtown “Compassion Lounge” Expected to Create Over 900 Jobs
By Milton Inskalop A planned medical marijuana dispensary and adjoining hookah lounge is expected to create over 900 jobs in New Bedford, officials said today. ...
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Monsanto to Open Genetically Modified Scallop Farm in New Bedford
In another controversial move, Monsanto Company has decided to enter the very lucrative scallop market and open business in New Bedford. The company purchased ...
Man’s legs breaks under weight of upper body after skipping leg day for years; trapped in ditch for days
by Rod Inskalop In a catastrophe that was inevitable, local weightlifter Manny Pedro’s skinny Minnie legs buckled and broke under the weight of his upper ...
Fairhaven Man Claims He Can Hear Into The Future
by Butch Inskalop A Fairhaven man yesterday reported to police officials that he could hear the noise from the yet to be constructed Buzzards Bay Wind Farm. ...