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Route 18 in New Bedford to become nation’s first sanctuary highway


In a bold move, New Bedford Mayor Jon Smith, with support of all but one City Council member, decided to turn Route 18 into the nation’s first sanctuary highway.

“People with suspended and revoked licenses live in fear and in the shadows,” stated Mayor Smith. “They are hard working folks and we welcome them to drive on Route 18 without risk of being arrested.”

Per the press release from the city, the sanctuary highway allows people without a licence, or even a suspended/revoked license, to drive without fear on Route 18. New Bedford police officers are not allowed to ask drivers for their license status or cooperate with federal authorities.

“This is just a start!” Continued Mayor Smith. “We plan on pushing to make all roads in New Bedford a safe palce and we will eventually push for a sanctuary harbor and ocean, where hard working fishermen like Carlos “The codfather”¬†Rodriguez¬†are allowed to fish without local and federal interference. He is just fishing the areas other fishermen won’t fish.”

Ian Martins was the sole opposing vote in the City Council. “This is crazy. What the f*ck is going on? Is this fake news?”


  • Jean
    April 13, 2017 @ 1:50 am

    I think the drivers without licenses should drive only on the roads no one else would drive on.


  • Ashlee Roy
    April 15, 2017 @ 12:41 pm

    This is bull shit! Those people without licences are the ones who cause the biggest messiest accidents. Which btw means no insurance. We get hurt [as a licenced driver] we are screwed. I for one would be looking for the political parties who find this ok to go after and SEW for punitive damages pain and suffering and whatever else comes with a lawsuit filed for a car accident. You wanna make a stand FINE the fishing thing is great! Don’t put the lives at risk of responsible individuals.


    • PSoren
      April 17, 2017 @ 6:29 pm

      What will you “SEW” for damages? Perhaps a nice flag for the unlicensed to hang from their cars as they criuse the


    • Nikkie
      April 18, 2017 @ 1:20 am

      It’s satire…. breathe!!!


  • Lori
    April 15, 2017 @ 5:40 pm

    What the hell do i can pretty much break the law snd its ok as long ad its on rt 18 and who the hell is major smith ?????


    • Nikkie
      April 18, 2017 @ 1:19 am

      It’s satire….


  • Lori
    April 15, 2017 @ 5:41 pm

    This is fake news has to be


  • Tract
    April 15, 2017 @ 9:09 pm

    LMAO mayor’s name is Jon Mitchell not Smith so it’s definitely Fake


    • Dave
      April 18, 2017 @ 1:10 am

      I was wondering if I missed some special election or something…assholes


  • Victor
    April 15, 2017 @ 10:40 pm

    The people who run new Bedford are so racist… protecting people who are breaking the law, while working legal immigrants and people born here are punished or fined for the same crimes…
    Crying government interference agendas are racist while passing laws that are by definition are clearly racist.
    Also, what’s the sense of having a presidential chain of command if cities and states can deside to only follow the laws they agree with….

    I’ve lived in new Bedford my whole life and am discussted and ashamed of how it’s being led…


    • Nikkie
      April 18, 2017 @ 1:18 am

      …. umm…. it’s satire…. it’s not real…


  • Christopher St. Onge
    April 16, 2017 @ 2:52 am

    This sounds nice but you start speaking Muslim law you best pack up and run


  • Luis Gonsales
    April 16, 2017 @ 3:35 pm

    Fucking stupid


  • Chris Iomc-Baja Fowler
    April 17, 2017 @ 4:37 pm

    Are you people all morons? It’s a fake news site.


  • Roland Beaudoin
    April 17, 2017 @ 9:21 pm

    people without licences are people without insurance, let mr. mayor get hit by mr. shithead without a licence(insurance) he’ll change his fucking tune.


  • Tim Ford
    April 17, 2017 @ 11:48 pm

    This guy is nuts


  • Debbra demelo
    April 18, 2017 @ 12:40 am

    Are they crazy or what ? hell no is my opinion


  • Debbra demelo
    April 18, 2017 @ 12:42 am

    Mayor smith?????


  • Darline
    April 18, 2017 @ 1:03 am

    News source is ” ROTTEN SCALLOP ” the post fake news.
    Pay attention you’re making fools of yourselves ????????????????????????


  • Dave
    April 18, 2017 @ 1:08 am

    Is this for real? Wtf!!! So if I drive on 18 with my kids and some scrum bag hits, injurs or kills one of us what happens? What recourse do I have? What bull shit!


  • Katherine tiwtsort
    April 18, 2017 @ 1:55 am

    People without licenses should drive on NO roads not endanger people who are following the LAW!!!


  • Robin
    April 18, 2017 @ 2:49 am

    This has got to be a joke. No license equals no insurance. So when they cause an accident who is going to pay for the damages? They should live in fear. They arw breaking the Law! Take the freaking bus!


  • little mikey i o
    April 18, 2017 @ 2:49 am

    U dumb fucks its fake smith is not even our mayor its mitchel dumb asses


  • Matt
    April 18, 2017 @ 4:04 am

    You people are all literally so stupid and DO NOT deserve to have access to the internet. This article is from it’s suppose to be funny??????????? I think the worst part was that you guys didn’t even know the Mayors name is not Jon Smith. After reading all of these comments I think I lost a few brain cells and literally lost all faith in humanity????


  • Jen
    April 18, 2017 @ 4:29 am

    This is a bunch of crock this proves were nb has gone wrong so let the illegals the drunks the criminals kill inoscent people and get awsy with it thats bull …..UNBELIEVABLE so let our cops but put down and run by fugetives this mayor needs to get booted asap…..


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